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\"Take You Out\" is a song by American recording artist Luther Vandross. It was written by Warryn Campbell, Harold Lilly, and John Smith and produced by the former for Vandross's self-titled twelfth studio album (2001). Released as the album's lead single, the song topped the US Adult R&B Songs chart and became a top ten hit on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs, while peaking at number 26 on the Billboard Hot 100. \"Take You Out\" was later interpolated by American rapper Jay-Z in his song \"Excuse Me Miss\", on his album The Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse, released in 2002.
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The Friedberg–Mücke railway is a railway that was opened in 1890/97 in the Wetterau and Vogelsberg regions in the German state of Hesse. Sections of the line are also called the Horlofftalbahn and the Seentalbahn. It originally connected three major railways that run from Giessen, namely:
- the Main–Weser Railway (Frankfurt–Gießen–Kassel), \n
- the Gießen–Gelnhausen railway, \n
- and the Vogelsberg Railway (Gießen–Fulda).
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Johnny Abarrientos is a Filipino retired professional basketball player in the Philippine Basketball Association. He was also a many-time member of the Philippine National team, and was the 1996 PBA Most Valuable Player, becoming the shortest player to win the league's highest individual award. He is known by many as The Flying A when he started playing for the Alaska Milkmen in 1993. He